1 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:11,707 ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪ 2 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:19,882 ♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE ♪ 3 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:27,923 ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ 4 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:37,467 ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪ 5 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:44,440 ♪ DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪ 6 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:53,149 ♪ IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ 7 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:19,313 - NO WAY. YOU DO IT. 8 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:22,983 - COME ON. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE. WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE? 9 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:25,118 - IT SEEMS AWFULLY D-DANGEROUS. 10 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:26,421 - DANGEROUS? 11 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:31,487 AH, THIS MILK HAS ONLY BEEN EXPIRED FOR A FEW DAYS. 12 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:34,494 WAIT, HOW MANY DAYS ARE IN 100 YEARS? 13 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:36,296 - EH, FORGET IT. I'LL PASS. 14 00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:37,465 - BUT... - NO. 15 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:39,934 I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT, AND THAT'S FINAL. 16 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,069 - I'LL DO IT IF YOU DO IT. 17 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:47,136 - REALLY? WELL, IF YOU'RE DOING IT. 18 00:01:48,075 --> 00:01:49,944 PHEW! - OH, BROTHER! 19 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:52,412 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT. 20 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,347 HA HA HA HA HA! WHAT A PIGEON! 21 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:55,682 HO HO HA HA HA HA! 22 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:58,085 - OK, OK. AND NOW IT'S YOUR TURN. 23 00:01:58,152 --> 00:02:02,856 - MY TURN? I WOULDN'T DRINK THAT IF IT HAD FUR, WHICH IT DOES. 24 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,691 AFTER YOU. - OH, NO. 25 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:07,094 I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE AGAIN. 26 00:02:07,161 --> 00:02:10,530 EH, IT'S ONLY ONE SHAME ON ME. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME TWICE. 27 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,066 - I'LL DRINK IT IF YOU DRINK IT. 28 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:16,470 - WHAT THE HECK? IT'S ONLY MILK. 29 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:19,439 - HA HA HA HA HA! 30 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:21,408 WOW, I COULD DO THIS FOREVER. 31 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:22,977 HA HA HA! 32 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:26,546 OR UNTIL YOU GET VIOLENTLY SICK. HA HA HA HA HA! 33 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:28,015 - CALLING DUCK DODGERS. 34 00:02:28,082 --> 00:02:29,283 COME IN, DUCK DODGERS! 35 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:32,153 - HELLO, SIR. LOVELY DAY, ISN'T IT? 36 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:34,855 - DODGERS, YOU'RE NOT TRICKING THE CADET INTO DRINKING 37 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,690 CENTURY-OLD MILK AGAIN, ARE YOU? 38 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:39,193 - NOT THAT I RECALL. WHY DO YOU ASK? 39 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,395 - NEVER MIND. AN EXTREMELY URGENT MATTER 40 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,297 HAS JUST BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION. 41 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:44,965 - OH, DON'T TELL ME. ARE THEY FINALLY 42 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:46,567 GETTING RID OF WIND? 43 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:49,270 NO, WAIT, VEGETABLES HAVE FINALLY BEEN OUTLAWED, RIGHT? 44 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:51,472 NO. NO, NO, NO. I KNOW. IT'S "THE LOVE BOAT." 45 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:54,041 THEY'RE PUTTING IT BACK ON THE AIR, AREN'T THEY? 46 00:02:54,108 --> 00:02:57,378 - WORSE. THERE'S AN EPIDEMIC IN EARTH'S HIGH SCHOOLS. 47 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:59,380 THIS DEVICE, WHICH IS CLEVERLY DISGUISED 48 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:01,415 TO LOOK LIKE THE HEADPHONES TEENS OFTEN USE 49 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:04,118 TO ISOLATE THEMSELVES FROM SOCIETY 50 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:06,153 IS CALLED THE ANGSTIGATOR. 51 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:09,256 IT SOME SORT OF MOOD SCRAMBLER, AND A MARTIAN SPY IS USING IT 52 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:13,627 TO TURN THE PLANET'S TEENS INTO EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE LUNATICS. 53 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,629 THE LATEST REPORTS PLACE THE SPY 54 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,898 AT KATHARINE HEPBURN HIGH SCHOOL. 55 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,566 THE PROTECTORATE NEEDS A VOLUNTEER 56 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,436 TO GO UNDERCOVER AS A STUDENT, 57 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:24,972 ROOT HIM OUT, AND RECOVER THE ANGSTIGATOR UNDAMAGED. 58 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:28,342 - GO BACK TO SCHOOL? I'M IN. 59 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:31,244 I WAS THE KING OF BENEDICT ARNOLD HIGH. 60 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:32,613 GO, TRAITOR! 61 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,514 THESE KIDS WILL WORSHIP ME. 62 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:36,750 I'M THAT COOL. 63 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,619 - AND YOU, CADET, ARE YOU UP TO IT? 64 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:40,421 - I...I DON'T KNOW. 65 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,590 I BARELY MADE IT THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL THE FIRST TIME. 66 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:45,192 THE KIDS AT THE RODDY McDOWALL SCHOOL FOR PRECOCIOUS LADS 67 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:48,095 WERE BORN HARD AND MERCILESS. 68 00:03:48,162 --> 00:03:51,098 EH, A DARK TIME I'D RATHER NOT REVISIT, SIR. 69 00:03:51,165 --> 00:03:52,500 BUT I'LL DO MY BEST. 70 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:55,169 - NOTHING YOU'VE EXPERIENCED CAN PREPARE YOU 71 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:59,240 FOR THE SHEER VOLATILITY, THE WANTON SAVAGERY OF TEENS 72 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:02,275 WHO ARE UNDER THE POWER OF THE ANGSTIGATOR. 73 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:03,610 GOOD LUCK! 74 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:05,079 - I...I GUESS I'D BETTER GET 75 00:04:05,146 --> 00:04:08,983 MY EXTRA-STRENGTH UNDERPANTS OUT OF STORAGE. 76 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:11,018 - OH, I WON'T LAST 5 SECONDS HERE. 77 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:13,154 - NONSENSE. YOU'RE HANGING WITH ME. 78 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:15,656 EVERYTHING'S COOL. WATCH! 79 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:18,159 HEY, BOYS! NAME'S DODGERS. 80 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:23,225 I'M THE NEW QUARTERBACK AROUND HERE. 81 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,702 - HELLO. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. 82 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,138 - MAN, THAT IS ONE WEIRD OUTFIT. 83 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:32,674 - YEAH, YOU GOT GUTS, KID. 84 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:35,443 - ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NUT CASE OR SOMETHING? 85 00:04:35,510 --> 00:04:38,212 - UH, NO. BUT MY ANALYST SAYS I WILL BE 86 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,547 IF I KEEP REPRESSING MY ANGER. 87 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,216 - HA HA HA HA! 88 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:44,151 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 89 00:04:44,218 --> 00:04:45,752 - HA HA! YEAH, ME NEITHER. 90 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,888 BUT I LIKE THIS KID. HE'S CRAZY! 91 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,090 - HEY, KID, DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH US 92 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:52,026 AND TIP OVER SOME SCHOOL BUSES? 93 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,695 - I'VE NEVER BEEN INVITED TO CAUSE MAYHEM BEFORE. 94 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:58,499 SURE! 95 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:01,568 I THINK WE'LL COVER MORE GROUND IF WE SPLIT UP, CAPTAIN. 96 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,636 LATER! 97 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:06,303 - I'VE...STILL...GOT IT. 98 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:10,044 - IT'S A GREAT NEIGHBORHOOD. TRUST ME. 99 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,645 I'VE BEEN HERE 6 YEARS. 100 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:13,347 EASY BATHROOM ACCESS, 101 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:16,217 EXCELLENT VIEW OF SENORA CRUZ, 102 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:18,152 NOT TO MENTION CENTRAL AIR-CONDITIONING, 103 00:05:18,219 --> 00:05:21,355 AND SATELLITE TV WITH DIGITAL SURROUND SOUND. 104 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:23,924 - OH, IT'S PERFECT. EXCEPT... 105 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,026 EH, DOES IT COME IN ANY COLOR BESIDES GREEN? 106 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,528 - TAKE YOUR PICK. 107 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:30,197 - DON'T WORRY, GUYS. I KNOW THAT ANGSTIGATOR THINGY 108 00:05:30,264 --> 00:05:34,034 IS FORCING YOU TO MANHANDLE ME, AND I FORGIVE YOU. 109 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:36,103 - HERE YOU GO. HOME SWEET HOME. 110 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:38,105 - IT SMELLS LIKE BURNT HAIR. 111 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,241 AND IT'S KIND OF SMALL, ISN'T IT? 112 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:43,710 - NAW, THERE IS PLENTY OF ROOM IN THERE. 113 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:46,447 HERE, TAKE A LOOK! 114 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:51,514 - ACTUALLY, THE INTERIOR IS MUCH ROOMIER THAN I EXPECTED. 115 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:55,423 - IS IT SAFE YET? WHAT YEAR IS IT? 116 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:59,989 ARE YOU ON THE MATH TEAM, TOO? 117 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,030 - 2, 4, 6, 10! 118 00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:04,465 WHO WILL WE MARRY FOR HIS MONEY 119 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:07,034 SO WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN? 120 00:06:07,101 --> 00:06:10,070 THE CADET! THE CADET! 121 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,639 YAY, CADET! 122 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:16,509 - ACTUALLY, 2, 4, 6... 123 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:20,514 EH, NEVER MIND. 124 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:24,651 - LADIES, HOW HIGH AM I SUPPOSED TO... 125 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:25,168 GO? 126 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:39,261 - WOW. I NEVER KNEW I WAS SO MUSCULA...UH...UH, CHISELED. 127 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,372 - HEY, THAT WOULD HAVE REALLY HURT 128 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,673 IF I STILL HAD FEELING IN MY ARMS. 129 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,242 - IT'S UNANIMOUS. 130 00:06:48,309 --> 00:06:50,578 THE CADET IS OUR NEW SCHOOL PRESIDENT. 131 00:06:50,645 --> 00:06:53,280 - I VOW TO HONOR MY CAMPAIGN PROMISES, 132 00:06:53,347 --> 00:06:56,417 EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T MAKE ANY. 133 00:06:56,484 --> 00:07:01,484 ARE YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TARDY? 134 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,390 - DEFINE TARDY. 135 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:04,392 - LIAR! 136 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,527 - SO I SAID, "MOM, I'M ALMOST 18. 137 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,529 "IF I CAN VOTE AND BE IN THE ARMY, 138 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:11,131 I CAN GO OUT ON A SCHOOL NIGHT." 139 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:15,248 - DID SHE BUY IT? - ALMOST. 140 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:21,442 - CAPTAIN, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A JANITOR? 141 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:23,810 - IF THOSE TEENAGE HYENAS RECOGNIZE ME, 142 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,747 THEY'LL RIP ME TO SHREDS! 143 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,848 NOW, WE CAN ESCAPE THROUGH THE AIR VENTS. 144 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:29,450 - ESCAPE? FROM WHO? 145 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:32,353 - FROM THESE KIDS. THEY'RE MONSTERS! 146 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:34,388 - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THESE KIDS. 147 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:36,691 IF ANYTHING, THE ANGSTIGATOR HAS MADE THEM MORE ACCEPTING. 148 00:07:36,758 --> 00:07:40,428 - ARE YOU NUTS? THAT THINGAMABOB BRAINWASHED THESE KIDS. 149 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,830 WHY ELSE WOULD THEY HATE ME? 150 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:45,199 - HEY, IT'S THAT KID WHO LOOKS LIKE A DUCK! 151 00:07:45,266 --> 00:07:46,701 - YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 152 00:07:46,768 --> 00:07:49,336 - I KNOW. WE'VE GOT TO FIND THAT DOOHICKEY, 153 00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:51,205 SO THESE KIDS CAN LEARN THE MOST IMPORTANT 154 00:07:51,272 --> 00:07:52,406 LESSON OF ALL... 155 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:54,776 THAT I'M THE COOLEST GUY IN SCHOOL. 156 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:57,778 - I MEANT THE PART ABOUT YOU BEING RIPPED TO SHREDS. 157 00:07:57,844 --> 00:07:59,494 - HUH? AAH! 158 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,124 - I KNEW THEY WOULDN'T BUY ME AS A JANITOR. 159 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,926 I'M TOO HANDSOME FOR MANUAL LABOR. 160 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,629 I NEED A REAL DISGUISE... 161 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,897 SOMETHING THAT WILL ALLOW ME TO ROAM THESE HALLS 162 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,666 COMPLETELY UNDETECTED... 163 00:08:18,733 --> 00:08:22,869 SOMETHING THAT WON'T DRAW THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF ATTENTION. 164 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,505 - HI, EVERYBODY! 165 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:27,808 AS YOU KNOW, I'M WAYNE, CAPTAIN OF THE EMCEE CLUB. 166 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:29,644 LET'S PUT OUR HANDS TOGETHER 167 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:32,913 AND GIVE A BIG KATHARINE HEPBURN WELCOME 168 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:37,980 TO OUR NEW SCHOOL PRESIDENT, THE CADET! 169 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,271 - UH, HI. 170 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:50,994 - ARE YOU READY TO ROCK? 171 00:08:54,435 --> 00:08:57,505 I...I GUESS THEY'RE NOT READY TO ROCK. 172 00:08:57,571 --> 00:09:00,608 - OK, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO BRING OUT OUR SCHOOL MASCOT. 173 00:09:00,675 --> 00:09:02,610 EH, FELLOW STUDENTS, I PRESENT 174 00:09:02,677 --> 00:09:07,677 THE KATHARINE HEPBURN HIGH SCHOOL HOWLING MALLARD! 175 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:11,585 - AAH! 176 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:16,652 - GOOD THING HE HAS THOSE RIDICULOUSLY LARGE FLIPPERS. 177 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,593 UH, CAPTAIN, IS THAT YOU? 178 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:22,196 - WELL, WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE? 179 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:23,865 - YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 180 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:28,035 - I'M GONNA SOLVE THIS CASE, CADET, RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSES. 181 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,237 - BY DISGUISING YOURSELF AS, EH, A DUCK? 182 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:31,772 - I KNOW, IT'S BRILLIANT. 183 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:36,839 NO ONE WOULD SUSPECT IT'S ME IN A MILLION YEARS. 184 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:41,315 - AHA! 185 00:09:41,382 --> 00:09:43,651 EVERYONE KNOWS THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE MASCOT PER SCHOOL, 186 00:09:43,718 --> 00:09:47,787 AND I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR WHO THE IMPOSTER IS. 187 00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:49,724 - EH, YOU? 188 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,925 - ALL RIGHT, YOU WEB-FOOTED WANNABE, 189 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,542 WINGS IN THE AIR! 190 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,313 YOU? 191 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,348 AND THE ANGSTIGATOR, I PRESUME. 192 00:10:14,415 --> 00:10:15,883 - THAT'S CORRECT, DODGERS. 193 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:18,552 AND NOW YOU WILL WITNESS ITS DEVASTATING IMPACT 194 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:22,623 ON DEFENSELESS YOUNGSTERS. 195 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:26,760 OH, DRAT! I DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO ACTIVATE IT YET. 196 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,228 - WHAT? 197 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,564 THEN WHY ARE THESE KIDS ACTING SO CRAZY? 198 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,534 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THEY ACTUALLY DON'T LIKE ME. 199 00:10:33,601 --> 00:10:35,536 - IT'S HARD TO SAY, DODGERS. 200 00:10:35,603 --> 00:10:38,272 PERHAPS YOUNG EARTHLINGS ARE NATURALLY ERRATIC 201 00:10:38,339 --> 00:10:39,973 AND IRRATIONAL. 202 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,942 - I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT. 203 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,611 AND YOU CAN'T REALLY BLAME THEM. 204 00:10:43,678 --> 00:10:46,313 I MEAN, GROWING UP IS A DIFFICULT TIME, 205 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:48,716 FILLED WITH UNCERTAINTY AND CHANGE. 206 00:10:48,783 --> 00:10:50,618 NO WONDER THEY'RE ALL BANAS. 207 00:10:50,685 --> 00:10:52,353 - I JUST WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME THAT 208 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,555 BEFORE WE SPENT ALL THAT TIME AND MONEY 209 00:10:54,622 --> 00:10:57,558 CREATING THE ANGSTIGATOR. 210 00:10:57,625 --> 00:10:58,926 - HA HA HA HA! - HA HA HA! 211 00:10:58,993 --> 00:11:00,962 - HEY, IT'S THAT KID WHO LOOKS LIKE A DUCK! 212 00:11:01,029 --> 00:11:03,997 AND HE'S WITH A WEIRD, SHORT KID WHO LOOKS LIKE A MARTIAN! 213 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,864 - GET THEM! 214 00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:10,571 - I HAVE TO DO THIS. 215 00:11:10,638 --> 00:11:13,707 AS SCHOOL PRESIDENT, IT'S M-MY DUTY. 216 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:14,808 YAH!